Helping The Gravy This Weekend Were...

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Justin Rose above the field at the Hong Kong Open

Helping The Whopping-Nine-Shot-Victory Gravy!

Justin Rose Takes Hong Kong Open Title by One

 

Smylie Kaufman for having the best name in golf. Oh, and for shooting 61 in the final round of the Shriners.

"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool"

Smylie Kaufman Wins Shriners Open From Way Back

 

Cats. For not being dogs. Or being more dog. Just chilling there, being cats.

It's a cross-eyed cat pirate. What is your problem?

 

The new Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer, for making us feel like five year olds all over again. More goose bumps than a really bumpy goose.

 

The best Star Wars golf gear we could find on the interwebs...

Darth Vader plays golf...

 

Titleist 716 AP2 Irons. For being so purdy. So, so purdy.

 

Sexy and it knows it

The first hit of the new Titleist 716 AP2 Irons. 

 

 

Bunching Arse this weekend were...

 

IKEA. Flat-pack hell keeping us away from the golf course. 

Bunch Of Plywood-and dowling-missing-bits-and-ropey-instructions Arse!

 

Lewis Hamilton. You've been so good this year, it's made Formula One pretty dull.

Bunch Of What-is that-barnet-all about-we-know-you're-well-good-but-let-someone-else-win-for-once? Arse!

Nico Rosberg challenging Martin Kaymer at Mercedes Benz World

 

Moving.

Bunch of Where's-all-my-bloody-stuff-going to-go-as-your-stuff-is-taking-up-the-whole-flat? Arse!