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Jan 14th, 2018
Swingin Sirens... it's Anja Katharina!!!
A Day In the Life...
Words: Tim Southwell Photography: Anja Katharina
Golf is getting big in Germany. Just ask our pals at GolfPunk Germany magazine. Anyway, Anja Katharina is German. And she plays golf. And jumps on trampolines. Amongst other things..., as we discover with Anja's photo diary of her 'typical day'...
5.37am: Anja is still in bed and dreaming of 'getting out there'...
7.44am: Anja gets up and brushes her teeth. She is the first to admit that her technique is still a work in progress...
8.23am: Anja jumps into her fancy BMW and head for the golf course
9.05am: "Zerschlagen sie!" (German for 'Have some of that!")
11.15am: Time for a bit of trampoline action... 'Trampoline' in German is 'Trampolin'... so now you know...
12.30pm: Anja poses in her photo shoot for German golf magazine Achtung Birdie!
2.45pm: Back to the golf course... are you sure those are golf course approved golf shoes, young lady? (NB: adidas in German is 'adidas'... what with it being a German company and everything...
4.55pm: Anja accidentally grows a third leg and, wouldn't you know it, she's surrounded by camera crews at the time...
5.40pm: Just time to nip down to the beach and unleash hell with her 8-iron...
6pm: More beach side golf capering. The German word for 'beach' is 'strand'. Bit weird that one...
6.34pm: Anja gets ready to go out, catches herself in the mirror and decides to give herself a big fat kiss, which in German is 'kuss' which is what usually happens when I try to kiss anyone ...
7.35pm: That's enough golf trumpery for one day, time to get leathered... 'drunk' in German is 'betrunken'... can I go now?
10.33pm: Back in bed and dreaming of stuff like this....
