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Dec 2nd, 2017
Paige Spiranac's Phoenix Shakedown...
The golf girl just can't help it
Words: Tim Southwell
Paige Spiranac: The social media ninja with a swing smoother than silk takes us round Phoenix with her golf sticks...
7.14am: Straight out of bed, into the shower, dressed in her favourite E.T. t-shirt, Paige launches into the day with a cracking selfie and wonders for a minute if aliens really exist?...
8.33am: After a full English breakfast with extra black pudding, Paige is straight down the golf course where she rather helpfully gives us a What's In the Bag breakdown...
9.45am: After splitting the fairway at Troon North GC in Phoenix, Paige takes a moment to ponder the alien existence question but then realises the true meaning of life is finding the green pin high with a 7-iron...
12.14pm: Confusion reigns when Paige gets that troubling feeling that nags all us golfers from time to time... 'What the blazes am I supposed to do with this putt?!..."
1.33pm: Paige pops down town for a spot of luncheon and realises that the reason no one's come to serve her is that she isn't actually sitting at a table...
2.44pm: Paige is back on the range and giving it what-for with her 7-iron...
4.55pm: This for the course record...
5.23pm: Paige is done with the golf sticks for the day and gets a bit excited as she remembers she has some big plans for the evening...
7.15pm: Time for dinner. Paige always likes to get dressed up when she's going to Arby's...
9.32pm: The girl can't help herself. There she was about to go home when she drives past the local Top Golf In Vegas... where she suddenly is because she, errmm, flew there really quickly from Phoenix...
10.55pm: Time for bed. Which is obviously no one's business...