This Week's Betting Tips

We’ve just tracked down The Golf Spiv for the first time since his Major success at Whistling Straights. Having backed winner Jason Day, and place returns on Grace at 80-1, and Koepka at 45-1, he’s still slurring his speech. Unfortunately all his winnings are now The Dog & Duck's August profit margins...

What we could make out of his voicemail was this…”Czech, Czech Masters, I’m a master, bombers track”, whatever the hell that means. Does Doctor Who know that the Master is disguised as the Golf Spiv? We're unsure.

D+D REAL Czech Masters

First Round Leader

Ben Stow- 500-1 Coral, 0.5 points ew

Seve Benson- 70-1 Betfred, 0.5 points ew

Outright Winner, Each Way

Ben Stow- 1000/1, 1.5 points ew

Morten Orum Madsen- 66-1 Sky Bet 0.5 pionts ew

Callum Shinkwin- 200-1 Bet 365, 0.5 point ew

Now he was either off to pay in some money at Barclays bank, or was rambling something about this week’s event- we can’t be sure. What we can tell you is he’s put up the following:

The Barclays

Outright winner

Brant Snedeker- 40-1 Bet 365, 1 point ew

JB Holmes- 100-1 Ladbrokes, 0.5 point ew

We hope to get more sense out of him next week, but we're not promising...

Investment this week- 10 points

Overall Profit+Loss- 83.15 points UP