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Dec 29th, 2015
The Joke's on Tiger
Did you hear the one about Tiger and Messi...
Words: Daniel Owen
"Daddy, what happened to your hair?"
So you know it’s a rough year when even your kids don’t want to be you. While Tiger was in the Bahamas for his Hero World Challenge his kids came out with this pearler.
Tigers two kids, Sam,and Charlie were asked whether they would rather be Barcelona superstar Lionel Messi on the field or Tiger Woods on the golf course?
"This is my greatest achievement, sod the Bal0on d'Or"
“Messi,” Sam said immediately with a huge smile and giggle.
“Messi,” Charlie concurrd, and then as quick as a flash...
“He’s playing.”
Tiger shook his head at that quip before dropping his head in feigning humiliation and laughing at kids corking comment.
“Well, he’s right,” Woods said.
"Very funny. Don't come to me when you want pocket money. Anyway, mum's worth a few bob now."