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Nov 28th, 2015
Help The Gravy
And... Bunch Of Arse
Words: GolfPunk
HELP THE GRAVY
(People, things that have helped our gravy at GolfPunk this week)
Jason Day for being a class act and blazing that shit up all day long: HELP THE inspiring-the-GolfPunks-and-making-us-cry-when-he-started-blubbering GRAVY!
Col Swatton for getting him there! HELP THE Drunk-12-year-old-troublemaker-get-on-the-straight-and-narrow-and-eventually-bag-a-major GRAVY!
Matt Jones for playing his shot from the first floor balcony of the pavilion at Whistling Straits: HELP THE unusual-approach-to-recovery-shots-think-he-went-a-bit-mad-there-and-blew-his-PGA-stack-but-still-he-gets-to-go-home-to-Melissa-Weber GRAVY!
All the competition winners from our GolfPunk Great Give Away competition: HELP THE specifically-your GRAVY!
Table tennis for giving us a reason to stand up from our desks every now and then and do something active for five minutes: HELP THE website-writing-filming-editing GRAVY!
Under Armour for giving us jackets to keep us dry: HELP THE rain-beating GRAVY!
John Daly for providing some genuine colour at the PGA (And we’re not talking about his bloody trousers): HTG!
BUNCH OF ARSE!
(Stuff, people that have upset us this week)
John Daly’s trousers: BUNCH OF we-shouldn’t-really-be-getting-involved-in-this-to-be-honest-because-it’s-obvious-how-crap-they-are-but-TBH-struggling-for-bunch-of-arses-today ARSE!
Mosquitoes: BUNCH OF sneaky-buzzling-bad-prats-interfering-with-areas-they-have-no-business-interfering-with ARSE!
Car bonnets for having smoke coming out of them when you’re on the way to the beach: BUNCH OF having-to-go-home-and-get-the-ropey-car-out-of-the-garage-instead ARSE!
Table tennis for upsetting Swingin’ Siren Amy Boulden: BUNCH OF clickety-clack’-never-quite-getting-the-hang-of-it-much-harder-than-golf-for-some-Ladies-European-Tour-Players ARSE!
Check Out Amy's Swingin' Siren GP Shoot Here & Video Interview Here