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Oct 14th, 2018
A Day In the Life Of Blair O'Neal
Might look something like this...
Words: Tim Southwell Photography: Blair
7am: The alarm goes off and you might expect a bleary eyed Blair. No chance. This is how she looks from dawn till dusk.
7.23am: Blair thinks about what she will have for breakfast but is intercepted by three canine freeloaders who demand they get fed first...
7.45am: After feeding the dogs Blair doesn't have time for an actual breakfast so she slots in a couple of protein pills instead, not forgetting to throw a decent pose in the process in case someone is watching...
9.07am: Blair and her wing men throw some shapes for the Golf Channel down at the old warehouse on the docks...
10.44am: Blair's driving test is in a couple of weeks so she does a bit of holistic 'be the wheel' meditating...
11.55am: Blair high tails it to GlenArbour Golf Club in New York to swing the wrenches and generally 'blaze that shit up' on the fairways
12.44pm: Blair flushes her tee shot and everyone goes bonkers...
1.44pm: After a blitzkrieg 9-holes, Blair runs into her pal Natalie Gulbis and the pair decide to do the honourable thing and introduce a lovely new selfie into the world...
2pm: No time to mess about, Blair has a gym session to destroy. The air is filled with shouts of "Maximise the extreme", "Unlock the envelope" and "Pump that stick!" as she works out while deftly balancing a wooden stick on her back..
2.27pm: Blair comes home from the gym and tries to make a nice cup of tea, but is thwarted by her mis-firing kettle. Frustrated, she decides to give the kettle a lesson it'll never forget...
3.10pm: Blair nips to the local swimming baths for a quick splash around
3.55pm: Blair finally gets a drink but her cup of tea is swapped out for something a little more interesting...
4.45pm: Back to the golf course for some Long Drive Championship practice. Blair is what's known as a total 'baller' on the links...
5.27pm: Blair always has time for the GolfPunk readers. Here she is signing some drivers for you
7.30pm sharp: Blair hooks up with Tony Finau and Golf Channel anchor Lauren Thompson for some serious show biz action at The Gary Player Invitational gala shin dig...
8.45pm: Blair realises that her dog, Cozi, has gone missing. She finally locates him at the ball game in down town Phoenix. She wants to tell him off for going out without telling her where he was going but, well, look at those eyes...
9pm: Blair & a slightly annoyed Cozi (he's missing his baseball game) hit the freeway and head for home
9.07pm: Blair has a rare medical condition that results in her morphing into a dog if she hasn't had her 'pooch repellent' meds. It's been a long day and, well, she just plain forgot...
10pm: Blair gets ready for bed but not before posting a pic from the GolfPunk shoot on her instagram