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Jul 9th, 2017
50 Cent labels Jay-Z's new album 'golf music'
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Words: Tim Southwell
Rapper 50 Cent, 42, has labeled Jay-Z’s 13th solo album as “golf course music” in a since-deleted Instagram post on Wednesday, according to Variety.
Just what he meant by this comment is not 100% clear, but it might not have been intended as a massive thumbs up.
“Thought the s— was aight, you know what I’m sayin’?" said 50 Cent to a room of people who actually probably didn't exactly know what he was saying. "I liked the s**t. But I’ma keep it 100. The s**t was a little, the s**t was too smart. I felt like I was supposed to be wearing glasses and s**t, and tie a f**king sweater around my waist.”
"Straight down the middle, it went..."
He also suggested that Jay-Z, 47, is too old to reach out to millennials. “I’mma tell you the truth: N***as hot out here,” he said “They don’t wanna hear that s**t. They just wanna have a good time. F**k that. You can’t be the best rapper at 47, because the new n**gas is here.”
Now, don't get me wrong Fiddy, I generally like the cut of your jib but on this occasion you are quite wrong. Evidence this: Jack Nicklaus was 46 years and 82 days old when he won the 1986 Masters and he was quite the ticket for us youngsters at the time.
Jay-Z's other half, Beyonce. Likes a bit of golf...
“I ain’t gon’ hold you up," added Fiddy most helpfully, before dropping the golf bomb. "Some of that s**t was like golf course music. I felt like I needed a pair of loafers on when I listen to Jay s**t. LOL. Golf, anyone?”
Good idea Fiddy, let's take this shit to the golf course and see who's smiling then.
In other news, the golf album in question 4:44 was certified platinum a few days after its release.
