Greg Norman is selling his incredible $55milion home in Jupiter, Florida, It's where all the fancy golf pros live dontchaknow... Buy this place and you'll be having breakfast with Tiger, range balls in the morning with Keegan Bradley, lunch with Jesper, a gym session with Dustin Johnson, cocktails with Belen Mozo, dinner with Rickie Fowler and bed with... a hot cup of cocoa...
I've been on holiday to smaller places than this. Camping in Tenby for one...
This is where Greg and the family come to play 'Shark-Sharky-Shark-Shark'.
Check out the vid! Of the house he had before this one.
This is where Greg whiles away the wee hours drinking fine scotch and telling anyone who's interested about how he won at Turnberry in 1986.
This is where Greg takes people to show them what the house looks like from this angle...
This is where Greg comes to show people who have never heard of Turnberry 1986 where he won his first major, finishing even par, five shots clear of Gordon Brand Jr...
This is where Greg takes people cheeky enough to suggest that Gordon Brand Jr was unlucky at Turnberry 1986. Greg is often heard scramming: "You can swim home from here, y'flamin drongos!", by his long-suffering neighbours.
Well, we all want one of these don't we...
"Strewth!", exclaimed Greg when he got home to see what they'd done to his living room. "Who designed this, Danny flamin' La Rue?!"
This is where Greg comes to plot his golf course design world domination matrix.
And this is where you will be hanging out.